Friday, December 09, 2005

Changes to the Borders

Recently, a firestorm of debate has been centered around the proposed changes to the Joshephile territory. These changes are as thus: First of all, something would have to be done about the Province of Josheton. This quote from Il Joshity makes that evident.

"Josheton is a mess. Its flag may have a fat boy on it, but it looks like a boomerang! Its so long and thin that you could cut it with the right sized sword...." (end quote)

Also, there are two unclaimed areas which The Josh has been thinking about annexing. We have not mapped the areas as of yet, but we know that one is a short sliver of land to the south of Joshland, and the other is a cubical area to the west. If they are annexed, however, they will be named, in order of mentioning, Mordor and Isengaard. Here is what The Josh had to say about the proposed territories of Isengaard and Mordor.

"I'm sure about these lands' strategic and econimic value. Oh, sure. Once we manage to get rid of the abaundant Nazgul population, they will be as good as ours." (end quote)

We will try to have more information not only on Isengaard and Mordor, but on the issue of Josheton as time passes. Please stay tuned to the Joshephile Post, the only authoritative news source for the Kingdom of Joshland.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Nation of Amerianada gains Recognition Status

We have gained a new ally, the Nation of Amerianada. Although it is a suitable nation, it lacks a website, and therefore not much information could be found. All we have is this tidbit from their representative.

"Amerianada is a parliamenrtary democracy. Our three official languages are English, French and German. We worship British comedy (espically Monty Python and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) we have a 7-Man Army, 1-Man Air Force and a 0-Man Navy. Our National Anthem is "Domo Arigato Mr.Roboto" by Styx. We have claimed the room in which HO model railroad is in the basement another province. We intend to hold elections this January. Silinism is our state religion, though there is freedom of worship in Amerianada (57 out of 62 are Christain, 2 are Satanist, 1 is pagan 1 is Atheist and I am Silinist). Our flag is a Horizontal tricolour with the top stripe red. Red stands for defaince against all odds. Blue (in the middle) is our people and Green is what colour my carpet is. Our nation is founded on the tradition of Canada and Britain, despite the name being Amerianada (America and Canada)."